"Voodoo? You Do..."

"Behind the garage door..."

“SLEAZE, SMUT, SCANDAL AND SOMETIMES EVEN SATIRE!”

HOLLYWOOD VOODOO!

STARS UNLEASH EVIL SPIRITS AGAINST RIVALS AS VOODOO BECOMES THE NEW CELEBRITY RELIGION! BACKSTAGE BLOOD SACRIFICES REPLACE TALENT AS KEY TO SUCCESS!

MONDO SUBURBIA

WIFE SWAPPING WITH SERIAL KILLERS! HOMEMADE TORTURE DUNGEONS! ALIENS CRASHING SWINGER'S PARTIES! NEW DOCUMENTARY EXPOSES DARK SECRETS OF BRITISH SUBURBIA!

“...BUSH USED HIS SPY SATELLITES TO WATCH ME AS I MADE LOVE, TOOK A DUMP OR EVEN TORTURED A PRISONER! IT WAS OUTRAGEOUS - I HAD NO PRIVACY!”

PEEPING GEORGE!

SADDAM CLAIMS PRESIDENT BUSH'S OBSESSIVE STALKING HAS RUINED HIS LIFE! WAS INVASION OF IRAQ REALLY TRIGGERED BY SADDAM'S SPURNING OF DUBYA'S AMOUROUS ATTENTIONS?

ALSO INSIDE:

EDITORIAL-

WHY DOES SO MUCH ON-LINE SATIRE SUCK?

REVIEWS -

ADVENTURES OF A DOOR TO DOOR MALE PROSTITUTE!

SLEAZEBAG -

OUR BRAVE BOYS OF BELSEN - THANK GOD FOR THEIR PROFESSIONALISM IN THE FACE OF LIBERAL CONSCIENCES!

LIVE AND LET DI!

DID PRINCESS DI PERISH IN SHOOT-OUT WITH POLICE AFTER TRANS-CONTINENTAL CRIME SPREE? WERE CASH-STRAPPED DODI AND DI A MODERN DAY BONNIE AND CLYDE?

BOYS OWN STUFF!

AS RAUNCHY NEW LAD'S MAG LAUNCHES, 'THE SLEAZE' ASKS: MEN'S MAGAZINES - REDEFINING MASCULINITY FOR THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY OR JUST SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE PORN?

TO THE DEVIL A DUBYA!

VATICAN DECLARES HOLY WAR ON WHITE HOUSE AS POPE BRANDS PRESIDENT BUSH THE ANTI-CHRIST! PRIESTS RECEIVE HOLY ORDERS TO KILL DUBYA!

OTHER RECENT STORIES:

THE PORN HUNTERS!

MEET THE MEN WHO HUNT DOWN ABANDONED SMUT IN BRITAIN'S BACK PASSAGES AND ALLEY WAYS! THRILL OF THE CHASE OR GUILTY PLEASURE?

BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!

ABU GHRAIB ABUSE SCANDAL SPREADS TO WHITE HOUSE AS SHOCKING NEW PHOTOS SHOW PRESIDENT HUMILIATED AND ABUSED BY AIDES!

GAME FOR A LAUGH!

CONTESTANTS FOOL FAMILY AND FRIENDS BY FAKING ILLNESS AND MISFORTUNE FOR CASH IN NEW TV GAME SHOW! SERIOUS SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT OR REALITY TV GONE TOO FAR?

ANIMAL APPETITES!

MASS EXTINCTIONS FEARED AS CELEBRITY CHEFS SERVE UP ENDANGERED SPECIES! MASSIVE ILLICIT TRADE IN EXOTIC ANIMALS FOR CONSUMPTION UNCOVERED!

JEFFERSON PARK!

ROGUE RICHARD NIXON RUNS AMOK AS SINISTER PLOT TO CLONE PAST PRESIDENTS FOR THEME PARK REVEALED! ACADEMIC CHASED BY PACK OF WILD KENNEDYS!

DEAD FAMOUS!

PANIC GRIPS TINSEL TOWN AS CALIFORNIA DECLARES OPEN SEASON ON CELEBRITIES! GOVERNOR CLAIMS CULL IS ONLY HUMANE WAY TO CONTROL NUMBERS!

FROM THE ARCHIVES:

DISCOVER TINSEL TOWN’S DARKEST SECRETS IN -

HOLLYWOOD HOMOS!

HOLYWOOD PERVOS!

HOLLYWOOD SEX PESTS!

HOLLYWOOD SATANISTS!

AND

HOLLYWOOD DRAG QUEENS!

FEATURED ARCHIVE STORY:

FROM BEHIND!

“I was taken roughly from behind - the sheer power of his thrusting made the whole car rock so violently that its alarm went off!”

BRITAIN IN GRIP OF FEAR AS GENTLEMEN TAKEN FROM BEHIND AND BUGGERED IN THE STREET! EXPERTS BAFFLED! ARE ALIENS, FREEMASONS, SPIRITS OR TURKS RESPONSIBLE?

ISSUE 30
AUG/SEP
2004

FANTASTIC GOSSIP!

DOMINIC MORON’S TOTAL BOLLOCKS!

IN THIS ISSUE:

MOST RECENT STORIES:

PEEPING GEORGE!

MONDO SUBURBIA

HOLLYWOOD VOODOO!

BOY'S OWN STUFF!

LIVE AND LET DI!

TO THE DEVIL A DUBYA!

REGULAR
FEATURES:

EDITORIAL

REVIEWS

SLEAZEBAG

TOTAL BOLLOCKS!

MESSAGE BOARD

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